Had such a wonderful time on the trip through Wonderland with 2 of my grandsons. It was a trip of a lifetime. On the playground at the little school down the street there is a school bus made out of chairs and a steering wheel. I decided to hop on and take a ride with them. They told me that we were taking the long tour that would take 3 hours. I thought okay, I have no other thing that is more important than spending time with both them right now. Besides as a bonus who wouldn’t like going through Wonderland. They should have told me to bring my appetite though, because the bus stopped quite often for food and candy. On the first stop after seeing the snorficusses, I enjoyed a hot dog with relish and a tootie frootie ice cream with sprinkles, because I didn't want the frootie tootie (I didn’t want to smell those fruit farts). Then we continued on our way down the road enjoying the sights. It wasn’t a real 3 hours and I was kind of sad about that, but it was wonderful to spend the time with them and get to share in their imaginations.

Life As A Comedy Episode. Some days are pretty good, but most days my life is a comedy episode. I have had a few tragedies too, so I will take the funny. Besides, it most likely brings a smile to someone's face. Keep it real, keep it fun and just enjoy.
Life is too short to not laugh at me.

You know how there are those days when you should just quit before you start? June 13, 2017 was one of those days for me. My husband called to say there was a bad storm heading my way. I come from a place where they are seldom right about the weather so I wasn't too worried, but I figured I better batten down the hatches as the wind does blow here. Little did I know, but my day was to go south, as they say, real soon. I had a pallet in the yard that I did not want to hurt any critters. I leaned over to pick it up and that is where things began. I knew I was falling. I tried to stop it, but soon realized that was not going to happen. I decided I would try to fall with gracefulness and dignity. That didn't happen either. If someone had been there with a phone they might have a little money right now. Awesome face plant into the pallet it was. At least my nose went between two boards, so it was my forehead that took the brunt of the blow. I think my dignity took a bigger blow. I quickly looked around for any one who saw, whew, no one in sight. The worst part was having to explain to people when they asked "what happen to you?" Dignity took another face plant when I saw the look on their face when I explained. So I donned a bandana on my forehead like an 80's rocker band member and sailed into the weekend

Sometimes I feel a lot like that little white rabbit in Alice's Wonderland. No matter how hard I try, I am always late for an important date, (and they are all important). Some who know me say that I will be late for my own funeral, but I say no.
I won't be late, because someone else will be dressing me. No opportunity to walk by the mirror, sigh, and go through another 20 wardrobe changes.
I won't be late, because I do not have to make coffee; feed the animals; straighten up the kitchen (or any other room that I might happen to wander into); put away the laundry, and while I am at it, fold the clothes in the dryer, put another load in then one in the washer, and put away those clothes that I just folded.
I won't be late, because I do not have to put the dogs out; clean the cat box; shower, hair, and make-up; pour coffee into cups; make breakfast and the other 20 things that come to mind as I am frantically racing around to get out the door just to make it on time.